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Flat Earthers Can’t Do Math!

Running this blog, I regularly check referrers – that is, the sites who’s links to GM/BM actually bring readers to the blog. It’s interesting to see who’s linking, and it helps give me an idea which posts people find most interesting. Also, every once in a while, it gives me something interesting to blog about. Like today. I got linked to by the Flat Earth Society!

The FES is the grand-daddy of hopeless crackpot organizations. They are, in all seriousness, a group of people who believe that the earth is flat. They’ll tell you that the space program is a total fraud. Every picture you’ve seen from space is faked. No one ever went to the moon. Depending on which flat-earther you talk to, satellites are either a fraud, or they’re just great big balloons floating above the earth’s surface. It’s all an eloborate conspiracy for some nefarious reason.

The FES set up a group of forums. And in one of them, someone posted something about that old -1/12 nonsense. It’s the worst misunderstanding/misrepresentation of the idea behind that that I’ve seen so far, and let me tell you, that’s really saying something.

I’ll keep this short so that it might get read.

Analytic continuation allows us to approximate an infinite series as a function. The more terms you add to the series, the more accurately you describe the function. So at the limit, when you have all the terms, that series can be considered equal to that function.

This allows us to assign meaningful numerical values to infinite series, even divergent ones.

For example, the infinite series “1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5… ” can be evaluated. However, the result is disturbingly counter-intuitive. If you stop adding terms at any finite point, you’ll have a larger and larger number as the result. However, if you “evaluate this after an infinite number of terms, you’ll find the sum to actually be -1/12.

There are a variety of proofs for this, and this number is demonstrably a meaningful . This result is actually seen in physics. Furthermore this result is a foundation in string theory for the number of required dimensions.

Analytic computation isn’t about converging infinite series. It’s not about adding more and more terms. What he’s describing is, simply, the idea of an infinite series that converges to a value. For example, consider the following:

 1 + \frac{1}{2} + \frac{1}{4} + \frac{1}{8} + \frac{1}{16} + \cdots

That series taken to infinity is equal to 2. You can keep drawing it out. At any point, the sum of the series is less than 2. 1 1/2, 1 3/4, 1 511/512, 1 65535/65536, on and on, forever. But if you keep following it, using the mathematical concept of limits, it’s easy to show that the sum of the full series is exactly 2.

You don’t need to bring analytic continuations into the picture to show that – just limits. In fact, analytical continuations don’t help with solving that problem – they’ve got nothing to do with it.

Analytical continuation is both much simpler (in concept) and much harder (in practice) than convergence of infinite series.

Analytical continuations come into play when we have an partial function for something, which we’re using as an partial solution for the value of something else. There are lots of problems where we don’t know a perfect, total closed-form equation for some function that we’re interested in. But we’ve managed to find a closed-form equation that matches the function we’re interested in a lot of the time. Then, using some pretty hairy complex (in the sense of complex numbers, although it’s also pretty complicated) analysis tricks, we can figure out what the value of the target function should be at places where our partial solution is undefined. So even though the partial solution doesn’t work some of the time, we can use that partial solution to derive the actual solution. That process of using analysis of the partial solution to get at least some of the undefined points where it the partial solution doesn’t work is analytical continuation.

In the case of the infamous -1/12 argument, we’re trying to probe at a really important thing called Riemman’s zeta function. The Zeta function describes fundamental properties of prime numbers. It’s an important deep thing which ends up having a lot of applications when you’re dealing with number theory, topology, and differential equations, among other things. Because of how it describes some fundamental properties, any concrete application of those fundamental properties ends up involving Zeta as well – including things like string theory, which propose a topological structure for the univese.

We don’t know, in general, how to write a simple equation for Zeta. We do know how to write an equation that is a partial subset of the zeta function – a equation that describes a function that works much of the time, but which is not zeta, and which is not defined in some places where zeta is.

Using analytical continuation, we can compute the value of the zeta function in places where the equation that we use for a partial approximation does not work, where that equation cannot and will not ever produce a result.

Using analytical continuation, \zeta(-1) = -1/12. At -1, the equation that we know for computing zeta in some places does not work. At all. But analytical continuation shows us what the value of \zeta is at that point: it does not tell us the value of computing that equation at -1: that’s doesn’t work.

(In terms of physics, the application of this is interesting. The zeta function is used in a lot of places in string theory, and it’s normally “defined” in physics text as being precisely the series that gives us the partial approximation of zeta. So in string theory physics, when you find that series, it’s not actually that series; it’s zeta, which was expanded out into that (technically incorrect) series. Since it’s zeta, you can replace it with zeta. Since zeta(-1)=-1/12, that means that in those physics equations, you can effectively pretend that 1+2+3+4+5+…=-1/12. It isn’t, but a combination of a notational convenience and a shortcut to avoid a long-winded explanation of analytical continuation means that too many physicists are taught to believe that it is.)

So, shocking as it might be: flat earthers – they’re not just wrong about geography!

Functional Programming Comes to the Macintosh! Introducing Swift!

So, Apple just recently announced a new programming language! For people like me, that’s big news. (In case you’re a relatively new reader of this blog, by background I’m not a mathematician. I’m a computer scientist, and I did my PhD in programming language design and implementation. I’m utterly obsessed with programming languages. Last time I set out to count how many language I’d learned, it was over 120, and I’ve at least read the specifications of another 30 or so since then. I don’t claim to be able to program in all of those today – but they’re all things that I have written something in at one time or another. Like I said, this is an obsession for me!)

Before I go into describing swift, I’m going to go through a bit of history. Swift is a hybrid language, in a way that reflects where it came from. To understand that, we need to see where it came from.

Where it came from: a step back into Swift’s history

To understand Swift, you need to know a bit of where it came from.

Since the dawn of OSX, the bulk of software development on the Macintosh has been done in a language caled Objective-C. Objective-C is a lovely programming language (for its time), which never really caught on outside of OSX and it’s predecessor NeXTStep. Swift is a hybrid language, combining object-oriented programming and functional programming; Objective-C, it’s ancestor, was a hybrid between old-fashioned procedural imperative programming and object-oriented programming.

Objective-C dates back to around 1984 or so. Back then, the main programming languages that were used for developing applications were predominantly procedural imperative languages, like Pascal and C. What the “imperative” part of that means is that they’re languages where you specify what you want the computer to do using a sequence of very precise steps. The procedural part means that the main structural principle in those languages is dividing code up into functional elements called procedures or subroutines.

For example, suppose you wanted to implement a binary search tree. In a procedural language, you’d write something like:

typedef struct BinarySearchTreeNode {
    char *value;
    struct BinarySearchTreeNode *left;
    struct BinarySearchTreeNode *right;
} BinarySearchTree;

BinarySearchTree *create_tree(char *str) { ... }

void add_value(BinarySearchTree *tree, char *str) { ... }

void _rebalance(BinarySearchTree *tree) { ... }

Even though you’re implementing a data structure, the fundamental code structure doesn’t reflect that. You’ve got a declaration of a datatype (the struct), and you’ve got a collection of functions. The functions aren’t associated with the declaration, or with each other. The code is organized around the functions, and any connection between the functions and the data structures – or between different functions – isn’t reflected in the structure of the code.

If you think in terms of abstractions: the only abstraction in the procedural version is that one procedure can’t access local variables defined in other procedures. All of the details of the BinarySearchTree data structure are open and accessible to anyone who feels like messing with them. Even operations – like the _rebalance function, which is intended to be only used in the implementation of other BinarySearchTree methods, is callable by anyone who wants to call it.

In the late 1980s, that started to change. The idea of object orientation came onto the scene. In object-oriented programming, you’re still writing imperative code, but the overall organization is based on data structures. You implement a data structure, and associated with it are the operations on that structure. In the object-oriented system, the operations on a data structure effectively became part of the structure itself. Re-writing our example above, in an object-oriented way, the code is similar, but the principle organizational structure changes. Instead of data type declaration and a set of functions that are only related to one another by our understanding, the functions (now called methods) are declared and implemented as part of the data structure.

@interface BinarySearchTree
- init: (NSString)str;
- addKey: (NSString)str withValue: val;
@end

@implementation BinarySearchTree {
  NSString key;
  id value;
}
- init: (NSString)str { ... }
- addNode: (NSString)str { ... }
- rebalance;
@end

Only the implementor of the BinarySearchTree can actually see the internals of the implementation. Rebalance isn’t part of the public interface of the class, and users of the BinarySearchTree can’t access it.

There’s more to object-orientation than this – in particular, there’s an idea called inheritance. Inheritance lets you declare a new data structure as being based on another:

@interface BinaryHeap: BinarySearchTree { }
- (NSString) pop;
- push: (NSString)s;
@end

Inheritance makes it easy to reuse code. To implement a heap, we don’t need to re-implement the binary search tree maintenance methods. We just implement the new methods of BinaryHeap using the BinarySearchTree operations that is inherited by the heap implementation.

Object-orientation seems obvious in retrospect, but back in the late 80s, it was absolutely revolutionary! All of us who’d been programming in old languages were entranced by this new idea, and we wanted to try it!

But there was a problem. When object-oriented programming started becoing popular, most of us were programming in C. We couldn’t just abandon C for some new language, because we relied on tons of existing code, all of which was written in C. For example, back then, I was doing most of my programming on an Amiga. The Amiga UI libraries were all written in C, and if I wanted to write an Amiga program, I needed to use those libraries. I couldn’t just grab Smalltalk and start coding, because Smalltalk couldn’t call the libraries I needed to use.

The way that we started to write object-oriented code was with hybrid languages based on C – languages that contained the familiar C that could interface with our existing systems, but which also had extensions for writing object-oriented programs. There were two main hybrids for C programmers, based on the two main schools of object-oriented programming. There was C++, based on the Simula model of object-orientation, and Objective-C, based on the Smalltalk model. With C++ or Objective-C, you could use object-oriented programming for all of your new code, while still be able to use non object-oriented libraries.

C++ is much more familiar to most people. In the mainstream community, Objective-C never caught on, but C++ became the dominant systems programming language. But Apple, because of OSX’s roots in NeXTStep, embraced Objective-C. If it wasn’t for them, Objective-C would likely have completely disappeared – outside of the Apple world, no one really used it.

Objective-C was an absolutely lovely language for its time. But it was invented around 1984 – it’s an old programming language. Lots of new ideas have come along since the days of Objective-C, and with its roots in C, it’s really hard to make any big changes to Objective-C without breaking existing code.

Now, we’re at the cusp of another big change in programming. Functional programming seems to be becoming the newest rage. The way that functional programming is catching on is very similar to the way that object-orientation did it before: by hybrids. If you look at many of the new, trendy programming languages – such as Scala, Clojure, and Rust – what you find is basically a subset which is the old familiar object-oriented language, and a bunch of functional stuff integrated into it.

With objective-C really starting to look pretty crufty, Apple did the obvious thing: they made a break, and introduced a new hybrid functional/object-oriented language, which they named Swift.

Introducing Swift

In the announcement, they described Swift as “Objective-C without the C”, but I’d describe it more as “Objective-C meets SML”. Swift is a hybrid language in the tradition of Objective-C, but instead of being a hybrid of sprocedural and object-oriented languages, it’s a hybrid of object-oriented and functional languages.

Let’s start with a simple example. In most places, it’s traditional to start with “hello world”, but I think that that’s both boring, and not particularly enlightening. I like to start with the factorial function.

func fact(n: Int) -> Int {
  if n == 0 {
    return 1
  } else {
    return n * fact(n - 1)
  }
}

let x = fact(10)
println("The factorial of 10 is \(fact(10))")

It’s pretty standard for a modern-ish language. The only thing that’s at all unusual is that if you look inside the println, you can see that Swift does string interpolation: if you put \( expression) into a string, then the result of that expression is converted into a string, and inserted into the enclosing string. That’s been common in scripting languages for a long time, but it hasn’t been a standard thing in systems programming languages like Swift. It’s a small thing, but it’s a good one.

The first big surprise in Swift is how you can test that function. In Objective-C, you would have had to create a full program, compile it, and run the executable. That’s not the case in Swift. In Swift, you can open a playground, which is a fully interactive scripting environment. It’s not that Swift comes with an interpreter – a playground is a workspace with fully access to the compiler, and it can compile and evaluate expressions on the fly! The playground isn’t limited to just text – you can create UI elements, interface builder based UIs, interactive games – just put the code into a workspace, and edit it. As the code changes, the moment it becomes syntactically valid, the playground will dynamically compile it using the LCC backend, and execute the generated code for you!

All I can say is: It’s about time! I’ve been seeing toy versions of this kind of interactivity since I was an undergrad in the 1980s. It’s about time that we got that in full blown systems language. Just this one little feature makes me really want to like Swift. And the rest of the language, while not being exceptional, is good enough to make me want to start coding in it.

In terms of syntax, Swift is mostly pretty straightforward. It’s got a clear C heritage, but with a whole lot of cleanups.

The Type System

People like me really care about type systems. Type systems can be controversial – some people love to program with strong types, and others really hate it. I’m very much in the camp that loves it. In my experience, when I’m programming in a language like SML or OCaml or Scala, which have really powerful, expressive type systems, my code very frequently ends up running correctly the first time I execute it. That’s not because I’m some kind of superhuman genius programmer, or because the languages I like somehow prevent me from making mistakes. It’s because in a strong type system, the particular kinds of mistakes that I’m most likely to make are exactly the kinds of things that will show up as a type error. I make just as many mistakes in a strongly statically typed language as I would in a dynamically typed one, but the type system catches them up front, before I can ever run my program. For my way of programming, I like that – I get all of those stupid errors out of the way quickly, so that I can spend my time tracking down the hard stuff.

Swift has a strong type system, in roughly the vein of the SML family of languages. You have the usual array of simple types (String, Int, Float, Character, etc.) In addition, you can create your own data types, and those types can be generic, with type parameters: in any declaration, you can include type parameters in angle brackets. For example, if you wanted to implement a generic list type, you could declare it as:

class List<T> {
  func insert(v: T) { ... }
  ...
}

T is a type parameter. When you declare a variable that can store a list, you need to specify the value of that type parameter:

  var l: List<Int> = ...;

You can also declare constraints on type parameters. A constraint is a way of saying “You can only use a type parameter that meets these requirements”. For example, if you wanted to implement a generic binary search tree, you’d need to be able to compare elements. If you just wrote BinarySearchTree<T>, you wouldn’t be able to use the less-than operator, because not all types can be compared that way. So you need to declare a constraint:

class BinarySearchTree<T: Comparable> { ... }

Now, if you were to try to create BinarySearchTree<Dictionary<String, String>>, you’d get a compile error. You can’t use the less-than operator on dictionaries, so they don’t satisfy the constraints.

The constraints are built using the object oriented features of Swift. Swift allows you to define something called a protocol, which is equivalent to an interface in Java, or a trait in Scala. A protocol just defines a set of methods; when you declare a class, you can declare that it implements a protocol, and the compiler will check that it implements the needed methods. When you write a type T: P, it just means that the type T implements the protocol P.

The main innovation in the type system (at least for a systems programming language) is optional types. In Swift, when you declare a variable using var foo, the variable foo will always contain a value. It can’t be nil. If you want a variable to potentially be empty, you need to explicitly say so, by declaring it with an optional type, which is written as a type-name followed by a question mark, like “var foo: String?“.

When a variable or parameter has an optional type, you can’t just access the value in that variable directly. You need to do something to check if it’s got a value in it or not. The easiest way to do that is using a conditional:

let opt_value: String? = some_function_call()
if let value = opt_value {
  value.do_something()
}

In many cases, you can make the code even simpler, by using option chaining:

let opt_value: String? = some_function_call()
opt_value?.do_something()

The question-mark in an expression does an automatic test-and-dereference. If the value is present, then the following operation is executed. If it’s absent, then the expression returns nil. The thing after the question mark doesn’t have to be a method call – it can also be a subscript, or a field reference. And you can (as the name suggests), chain these things together:

    thing_which_returns_option?.my_foo?.do_something()?[42]

Finally, you can force a dereference of a value directly using !. If you know that an option value is present, and you don’t want to write out a conditional to test it, you can append an explanation point to the end of the expression. It will generate a run-time nil-dereference error if the optional value is empty.

Handling optionality this way works a lot like what I said about static typing before. It doesn’t make errors go away – the errors that would have turned up an null pointer dereferences can still happen in your code. But most of them will be caught in advance by the compiler; and the places where null pointer reference can happen that won’t be caught by the compiler will be easy to find, because they’ll be explicit dereferences of an option, using “!”. (I’ve written about this idea before; see here for details

Object-Orientation in Swift

Let’s move on a bit. I spent a lot of time talking about data structures and object-orientation. Swift’s version of object-orientation is pretty standard for a modern programming language. For example, here’s a sketch of an implementation of a simple tree-based dictionary. (This doesn’t compile yet; it should, but right now, it crashes the compiler.)

class BinarySearchTreeDictionary<T: Comparable, S> {
  let key: T
  let value: S
  var left: BinarySearchTreeDictionary<T, S>?
  var right: BinarySearchTreeDictionary<T, S>?

  init(key: T, value: S) {
    self.key = key
    self.value = value
    self.left = nil
    self.right = nil
  }

  func insert(key: T, value: S) {
    if key > self.key {
      if let l = self.left {
        l.insert(key, value)
      } else {
        self.left = new BinarySearchTreeDictionary<T, S>(key, value)
      }
    } else {
      if let r = self.right {
        r.insert(key, value)
      } else {
        self.right = new BinarySearchTreeDictionary<T, S>(key, value)
      }
    }
  }
}

If you’ve been doing much programming in any modern language, this should mostly look pretty familiar. There are a couple of things that might need explanation.

  • One of the fields of our class is declared with “let”, and two with “var”. As I said in the introduction, Swift is a hybrid between functional and object-oriented programming. The two declaration types reflect that: identifiers declared with “let” are constants, and identifiers declared with “var” are variables. In this binary search tree, we’re not going to try to do in-place rebalancing, so we don’t need the key to be mutable.
  • The type of the left and right fields are option types, as we saw in the previous section.
  • Inside of the implementation of insert, you can see one of the effects of the optional type declaration. You can’t just use an optional value, because it might be nil. There are several ways of using optionals. In this case, we use conditional unwrapping, where you put a constant declaration into the condition of the if statement. If the optional value is present, then the constant is bound, and the body of the conditional is executed.

In Swift, classes are values that are always passed by reference. If you want to implement a class that’s passed by value, you can use a struct. Structs are declared the same way as classes, except that they (obviously) use the struct keyword instead of class. In a struct, by default, all methods are constant: they’re not allowed to modify the structure in any way. If you want a method to be able to modify the structure, you need to explicitly declare that using the mutating keyword. If you declare a method as mutating, you can change anything about it that you want – up to and including entirely replacing it by assigning a new structure value to self!

struct SearchTreeNode<Key: Comparable, Value> {
  mutating func pivot_right() {
    var tmp = self
    self = self.left
    tmp.right = self.right
    self.right = tmp
  }
}

Swift even goes as far as incorporating a bit of aspect-oriented programming in its object system. Aspect-oriented programming is a crazy thing that mostly grew out of object-orientation. The idea of it is that sometimes, you’d like to be able to inject behaviors into your code to add functionality to things like assignments. The way that you do that is by specifying that there’s some action you want to augment, and providing a function containing the code that you want to inject into that action.

For a pretty typical example, you might want to provide a public field in your class, but you want to make sure that no one can assign an invalid value to it, so when someone assigns a value, you provide code to check it for validity.

In Swift, for any field or global variable, there’s a pair of implicit functions that you can define, called willSet and didSet. willSet is called before the assignment happens, and didSet is called after.

For example, if you were implementing a volume control, and you wanted to make sure that no one set the volume higher than a user defined maximum, you could write:

struct VolumeControl {
  var max: Int
  var current: Int {
    didSet(newVolume) {
      if newVolume > max {
        current = max
      }
    }
  }
}

There’s yet another type of object or data structure that you can create with Swift. They’re called enums. From the name, you might think that enums are enumerations. They can certainly be used to implement enumerations, but they’re useful for much more than that. They’re what programming languages geeks like me call algebraic types, or what Scala calls case classes. An enum is any data type whose value can take multiple forms.

Enum types are a bit more limited than I might have liked, but they’re a really nice thing to have. They’re intended to be used for simple, lightweight values that could take several different forms. For example, a few weeks ago, I posted my parser combinator library. In the parser combinators, a parse result could be one of three things: a successful parse (which includes a product value and a parser input containing the unconsumed inputs), a failed parse (which didn’t include anything, but which indicated that the parse failed, but there wasn’t an error), or an error. To implement that in Swift, I’d use an enum:

enum ParseResult<In, Out> {
  case Success(Out, ParserInput<In>)
  case Failure
  case Error(String)
}

The way that you use enums usually comes down to pattern matching:

  val e: ParseResult<In, Out> = parser.parse(original_in)
  switch (e) {
    case .Success(let result, var rest): return other.parse(rest)
    case .Failure: return Failure
    case .Error(let msg): return Error(msg)
  }

Finally, there’s one more kind of data structure: tuples. Tuples are light-weight structures which don’t require a separate declaration of the type. You can just write tuple-values directly, and the type is inferred:

  let tuple = (1, 3, "hi there")

Tuples are a wonderful addition. The main use for tuples is allowing functions to return multiple values. You no longer need to muck about with bunching stuff into untyped lists, or stuffing some of your results into out-parameters. You can just return multiple values.

Functional Programming

The really new stuff in Swift is all functional programming stuff. Functional programming is the new hot thing in programming. For good reason. There’s two main facets to Swift’s version of functional programming: managing mutability, and first-class functions and closures.

Managing Mutability

In programming, you can’t avoid mutable state. It’s a fact. Most of the time, it’s the reason that we’re using a computer. For example, I’m using a program called Atom to write this blog post. There wouldn’t be any point is using Atom if I couldn’t modify the file I’m writing.

But mutable state makes things harder. In a large, complex software system, code which avoids mutating things is usually easier to understand, less prone to errors, less prone to unexpected side effects, and generally easier to interact with.

That’s the driving force behind the new hybrid languages: we want to be able to write functional code when it’s possible. But programming in a purely functional language is frequently really awkward, because you need state – so, in a functional language, you need to find a way to fudge the state in, using Monads, streams, or something else.

The key to using functional programming in a mutable-state world is controlling mutability. That is, you want to be able to glance at some code, and say “This is not going to change anything”, or “This might change stuff”. It’s less about making it impossible to change stuff than it is about making it clear just where stuff could be changed, and making sure that it can’t change unless you specifically declared its mutability. I’m a big fan of keeping things functional whenever it’s reasonable, as I wrote about here”.

Swift does a bunch of things to create that guarantee:

  1. Identifiers are declared with either “let” or “var”. If they’re declared with “let”, then the identifier names a constant which cannot be altered by assignment. If the value of a constant identifier is a struct or enum, its fields cannot be altered by assignment either.
  2. Methods on structs cannot alter the underlying struct unless the method is specifically annotated as “mutating”. Without that annotation in the declaration, the object cannot be altered by any of its methods.
  3. Function parameters are, by default, immutable. To allow a parameter to be changed, you need to specifically annotate it with var or inout in its declaration. If it’s a var, then changes to the parameter will not affect the original value in the caller; they will be made on a local copy.
  4. Structs and enums are passed by value. That means that the structure is (conceptually) copied when it’s passed as a parameter to a function. Unless you annotate the function parameter as an output parameter, the parameter cannot be modified; even if you call a mutating method, the mutation will be on the local copy of the value, not on the caller. (The reason for the “conceptually” up there is that the object is copied lazily; if you try to alter it, the copy happens at the point of the first alteration, so passing complex structures by-value doesn’t incur a copy cost unless you modify it.)

Functions and Closures

The other side of the functional programming support isn’t about restricting things, but about enabling new things. And here Swift really shines. Swift has support for first class functions (function parameter and return values), anonymous functions, curried functions, and full closures.

Swift’s support for first class functions means that functions are just values, like any other value type. A swift function can be assigned to a variable, passed to a function, or returned as the result type of a function.

For example, suppose you wanted to write a generic sort function – that is, a sort function that didn’t just compare values using the standard less-than operator, but which could take any function that a user wanted to do comparisons. In Swift, you could write:

  func sort_generic<T>(list: Array<T>, comparator: (T, T) -> Bool) -> Array<T> {
    ...
    if comparator(v, w) { ... }
    ...
  }

This is something that those of us with experience with Lisp have been absolutely dying to have in a mainstream language for decades.

Closures are a closely related concept. A closure is a function value with one really interesting property. It closes over the environment in which it was declared. To understand what I mean, let’s look at a really simple example, copied from the Swift specification.

func makeIncrementor(amount: Int) -> () -> Int {
  var runningTotal = 0
  func incrementor() -> Int {
      runningTotal += amount
      return runningTotal
  }
  return incrementor
}

This function returns a value which is, itself a function. The interesting thing is that the function can use any variable defined in any of the scopes enclosing its declaration. So the function incrementor can access the amount parameter and the runningTotal variable, even after the makeIncrementor function has returned. Since those are local to the invocation, each time you call makeIncrementor, it creates new variables, which aren’t shared with other invocations.

So let’s look at what happens when you run it:

let f = makeIncrementor(2)
let g = makeIncrementor(5)
f() 2
f() 4
g() 5
f() 6
g() 10

Anonymous functions make it really easy to work with first-class functions. You don’t need to write a function declaration and then return it the way the example above did. Any time you need a function value, you can create it in-place as an expression.

func makeAnonIncrementor(amount: Int) -> () -> Int {
  var runningTotal = 0
  return {
    runningTotal += amount
    return runningTotal
  }
}

If the function anonymous function takes parameters, you declare them before the function body with “in”:

  sort_generic(mylist, { (x: Int, y: Int) -> Bool in return x > y})

Currying, finally, is a shorthand way of writing function values. The idea is that if you have a two-parameter function, you can rewrite it as a one parameter function that returns another one parameter function. That sounds confusing until you see it:

  func add_numbers(x: Int, y: Int) -> Int {
      return x + y
  }

  func curried_add_numbers(x: Int) -> Int -> Int {
    return { (y: Int) -> Int in return x + y }
  }

If I want to add 3+2, I can either call add_numbers(3, 2), or curried_add_numbers(3)(2): they do the same thing.

Swift provides a special way of declaring curried functions:

  func better_curried_add_numbers(x: Int)(y: Int) -> Int {
    return x + y
  }

Pattern Matching

Pattern matching isn’t, strictly speaking, a functional language thing; but it’s an idea that was introduced to most programmers by its inclusion in functional programming languages. The idea is simple: you can write assignments or conditionals that automatically decompose a data structure by matching the structural pattern of that data structure.

As usual, that becomes a lot clearer with an example.

    let (x, y, z) = (1, 2.7, "three")
  

The right hand side of that assignment structure is a tuple with three values. The first one is an integer, the second is a floating point number, and the third is a string. The left-hand side of the assignment has exactly the same structure – so the Swift compiler will match the pieces. That’s equivalent to:

    let x = 1
    let y = 2.7
    let z = "three"
  

That’s particularly useful for multiple return values. Strictly speaking, Swift doesn’t really have multiple return values: every function returns exactly one value. But that one value may be a tuple containing multiple values. So you can write
things like:

  let result, error_core = my_function(parameters)

Pattern matching also happens in switch statements, where each branch of the switch can be a different pattern, as we saw earlier in the ParseResult example.

All of this stuff means that I can write really beautiful functional code in Swift. And that’s a really, really good thing.

The Warts

For the most part, I’ve been saying nice things about Swift. But it’s not all goodness. There are some problems, and some of them are pretty big.

The biggest thing is: no concurrency, no threading, no locks, no message passing. There’s absolutely no mention of concurrency at all. These days, that’s downright shocking. My phone has 4 CPU cores. Every machine that this language is intended to program, from the iPhone to the iPad to the Macintosh, has multiple CPUs, and programs for them need to deal with concurrency. But there’s not a shred of support in the language. That is, to put it mildly, absolutely insane. You can, of course, hack concurrency in via libraries, but most recent languages – Rust and Go come to mind – make concurrency a fundamental goal for a really good reason: concurrency is hard to get right, and concurrency hacks come at a significant cost in efficiency, correctness, and optimizibility. (Even older languages like Java have concurrency deeply embedded in the structure of the language for exactly that reason; leaving it out of swift is just shocking.)

Another big one is exception handling. Again, there’s absolutely nothing in Swift. This is particularly surprising because Objective-C had an exception handling system retrofitted into it. The libraries that Swift needs to be able to interact with use an ugly macro-based exception handling system – why is there nothing for it in Swift?

There are also a fair number of smaller issues:

  • The syntax is decidedly odd at times. Not a big deal. But there are some particular syntactic warts. There’s a range expression, which is fantastic. In fact, there are two, and they’re really hard to tell apart. 1..4 is a shorthand for (1, 2, 3); 1...4 is a shorthand for (1, 2, 3, 4). I predict much pain from off-by-one errors caused by using the wrong one.
  • The different ways of declaring objects have seemingly arbitrary rules. A struct is allowed to have class variables; a class can’t. Why? I have no idea; the limitation is simple stated in the docs as a fact.
  • Optionals aren’t as powerful as they could be. If you look at a language like Scala, optionals are implemented using the same type semantics as anything else: they’re a parametric type, Option[T]. That makes it possible to do a bunch of really nice stuff without needing to have any special cases wired into the language. In Swift, they’re a special case, and limits in the type system make it much harder to do many things. As a result, there’s a bunch of special case syntax for things like “option chaining” and forced deferencing. This isn’t a huge deal, but it’s frustrating.

And the big problem at the moment: the implementation is incredibly buggy. Not just a little bit buggy: virtually every code example in this article crashed the compiler. Obviously, it’s very early days for Swift, so it shouldn’t surprise anyone that the implementation is immature and buggy, but the degree of bugginess is astonishing. Examples from Apple’s own book on Swift crash the compiler! They’re claiming that with the release of OSX Yosemite this fall that you should be able to start writing real applications using Swift. They’ve got a long way to go, and not a lot of time if that’s going to be true.

Conclusion

This article, despite being ridiculously long, still only really scratches the surface of Swift. I haven’t talked about how Swift does arrays and dictionaries, which is really interesting. I haven’t talked much about syntax. I barely touched on pattern matching and options. I didn’t mention the module system at all. I didn’t talk about named parameters, which are a bit weird, but nice. There’s so much more to Swift than I could possible talk about here.

The thing to take away, then, is that overall, Swift is very exciting. Functional/Object-Oriented hybrid programming, with a strong parametric type system, and first-class interactivity in a systems programming language! I’m really looking forward to using it. I’m desperately hoping that Apple will open-source the compiler, because I want to be able to use Swift for lots of things, not just Macintosh programming. I don’t have super-high hopes for it, but it’s definitely possible, and I expect that open-source people are probably already working on a GCC front-end.

As an experiment, I’ve been trying to port my parser combinators to Swift. But at the moment, the Swift compiler chokes on the code. When I manage to debug my code/Apple manages to debug their compiler enough to make it work, I’ll post an update with that code, and more info about what it’s really like to write Swift code.

Don’t worry about playing with guns. You can’t hurt anyone.

Pardon me. Someone is wrong on the internet. I must do something!

Some stupid fucking dumb-ass idiot was playing with a loaded gun. He knew it was loaded. And he grabbed it by the trigger to pick it up. Because, you see, he knew that it’s a persnickety old gun, and the trigger usually jams, so he figured it’d be safe to grab it by the trigger. What could possibly go wrong?

Naturally, it went off, and hit his next door neighbor in the head, killing him. He’d just brought his wife and newborn child home when he was killed by the spectacular stupidity of his neighbor.

The police, discussing the case, said:

“The odds, I’d guess, are 1 in infinity,” said BCSO Maj. Tommy Ford. “This was just tragic.”

Those of us who aren’t mathematical morons know that a “1 in infinity” chance is the probability better known as 0.

You might say that I’m being pedantic. You’d be right. But it’s a stupid statement that tries to minimize the incredible stupidity of what happened here. This wasn’t a crazy freakish chance. A handgun is a device which is specifically designed to be an efficient and effective means for killing people. It is not a toy. Picking up a gun by its trigger is, for all intents and purposes, no different from just randomly aiming the gun and pulling that trigger. The chances of hitting someone aren’t huge, but they aren’t tiny, either.

This wasn’t a super-rare freak accident. This was stupidity and negligence by a jackass. Diminishing it, trying to pretend that it was just freakish is a way of making excuses for the
sub-human scumbag who killed an innocent man. Calling it one-in-infinity – that is, saying that it was impossible even though it wasn’t even particularly unlikely – is just a way of covering up for the fact that our insanely irresponsible way of dealing with deadly weapons kills innocent people.

We do a lot of that in America. Guns are downright sacred here. You can insult Jesus with less repurcussions that insulting a gun owner. A community figure like a local policeman can’t just point out that a gun was used in a horrible, stupid, irresponsible, evil way. Because that would be seen as a threat to the so-called “guns rights” shits who think that any number of innocents getting killed is an acceptable price in order to ensure that they can keep their precious penis replacements.

The man who killed his neighbor in this incident should never have been able to have that gun. He was a convicted felon, prohibited from owning a gun by state law. But we can’t do something sensible like, say, check whether someone can legally own a gun before letting them buy one. That would be an unacceptable infringement on their freedom.

Meanwhile, this shit is being charged with manslaughter. After all, it wasn’t murder. He was just playing with his precious, precious toy.

Innovation isn’t just hardware!

I’m a bit late to the party on this, but hey, such is life! I work on infrastructure at Twitter, and we’ve been going crazy trying to get stuff deployed in time to be ready for the world cup. So I haven’t had time to write before now!

Anyway, late last week, a professor known for stupid self-promoting stunts announced that the Turing test had been passed! This was, according to said professor, a huge thing, a really big deal, a historic event!

(Perhaps almost as big a deal as the time he had an RFID chip implanted in his arm, and announced that now he was the world’s first cyborg!)

Lots of people have written about the stupidity of the claim. The alleged “winner” was a program that pretended to be a teenaged kid with ADD who wasn’t a native english speaker. It didn’t even attempt to simulate intelligence, just to mislead the judges by providing excuses for its incoherence.

But that’s not what I wanted to comment on. Like I said, I’m late to the game, and that means that the problems with the alleged winner of the competition to pass the Turing test have been covered many times already. What I wanted to comment on was a theme I saw in several of the explanations. Here’s a typical example, taken from an article in the New Yorker:

Here’s what Eugene Goostman isn’t: a supercomputer. It is not a groundbreaking, super-fast piece of innovative hardware but simply a cleverly-coded piece of software, heir to a program called ELIZA that was first developed—as a joke—in the nineteen-sixties.

This is an example of what I call “IBM Thinking”. I used to work for IBM, and one of the (many) frustrations there was a deep-seated belief that “innovation” and “technology” meant hardware. Software is just the silly unimportant stuff that runs on top of hardware; hardware is what matters.

According to this attitude, any advance in technology, any new achievement, must happen because someone created better hardware that made it possible. A system that beats the turing test? If it’s real, it must be a new supercomputer! If it’s not, then it’s not interesting!

This is, in a word, nonsense.

Hardware advances. But so does software. And these days, the big advances are more likely to be in software than in hardware.

There’s a mathematical law, called Church’s thesis, which we’ve known about for a long time. Put simply, it says that there is a maximum limit in computation. All computing devices, no matter how they’re designed or built, are ultimately, at best, equivalent to other computing computing devices. It doesn’t matter whether you’re a Turing machine, or a PC, or a supercomputing cluster – the set of problems that can be solved by computation is fixed. Different devices may be able to solve a given problem faster by some amount, but it can’t solve problems that are truly unsolvable.

We’ve gotten to the point where we can build incredibly fast computers. But those computers are all built on the same basic model of computing that we’ve been using for decades. When a problem that seemed unsolvable before becomes solvable now, most of the time, that’s not because there was some problem with old hardware that made the problem unsolvable – it’s because people have figured out how to write software that solves the problem. In fact, a lot of recent innovations in hardware became possible not because of some fundamental change in the hardware, but because people worked out clever software to help design and lay out circuits on silicon.

To take one example that’s very familiar to me (because my wife is one of the technical leads of the project), consider IBM’s Watson – the computer that beat the two best human Jepoardy players. IBM has stressed, over and over again, that Watson was a cluster of machines built on IBM’s Power architecture. But the only reason that they used Power was marketing. What made Watson special was that a team of brilliant researchers solved a very hard problem with clever software. Watson wasn’t a supercomputer. It was a cluster of off-the-shelf hardware. It could easily have been built from a collection of ultra-cheap PC motherboards stacked together with a high-speed network. The only thing that made Watson special – the thing that made Watson possible had nothing to do with hardware. It’s just a bunch of cleverly-coded software. That’s it.

To get even closer to home: I work on software that lets Twitter run its system on a cluster of thousands and thousands of cheap machines. The hardware is really unimpressive, except for its volume. It’s a ton of cheap PC motherboards, mounted in rack after rack, with network cables connecting the racks. Google has the same thing, but with even more machines. Amazon has the same thing, except that they might even have more machines that Google! If you handed me a ton of money, I – an idiot when it comes to hardware – could build a datacenter like Twitter’s. It would be a huge amount of work – but there’d be nothing inventive about building a new cluster. In fact, that’s the whole point of cluster-based computing: it’s both cheaper and easier to just buy a couple of thousand cheap machines, and distribute your work among them than it is to buy and program one huge machine capable of doing it all by itself.

What makes those clusters special isn’t the hardware. It’s all software. How do you take a thousand, or ten thousand, or a hundred thousand, or a million computers, and make them useful? With software. It’s just clever software – two systems, called Mesos and Aurora, which take that collection of thousands upon thousands of machines, and turn it into something that we can easily program, and easily share between thousands of different programs all running on it.

That doesn’t take away from the accomplishment. It just puts the focus where it belongs. “Clever software” isn’t some kind of trick. It’s the product of hard work, innovation, and creativity. It’s where many – or even most – of the big technological advances that we’re watching today are coming from. Innovation and advance aren’t just something that happens in hardware.